The "good old boys" club over on "C" street are at it again w/ newest band member Paul Stanley on guitar (unfortunately they couldn't book the KISS guitarist so they settled for the Re-pubic-an senator from Tennessee)he would be the Sunday school teacher, abstinance advocate and purveyor of 22 year old poontang - no, not his current wife, that would be the other intern he cheated with before his first marriage, which ended w/ restraining orders to keep him from physically assaulting her even more. Hey it gets rough in the mosh pit but groupies are meant to tap. Anyway seems Apostle Paul went to police after an attempted shakedown by the 22 yr olds 'boyfriend' - no word yet on whether a 3some was involved.
Our friends over at TPMMuckraker have a great article regarding the distinguished senator, so I'll introduce some of the other band members: On drums because he likes to "tap it" Bob Bauman - he's old school but trying for a comeback gig after performing oral sodomy on a 16 yr old boy back in 1980 (R-MD) On Bass (or in his case base) we have Rep. Mark "the fondler" Foley Keyboards - who else, Larry Craig - loves to tickle the ivories. The brass section (because it takes brass balls to stick around); Mark Sanford, John Ensign and Chip Peckering (he wants his pecker in your ring) We still are awaiting word on when DeMint, Graham, Coburn and Brownback (he must know Larry) will be getting tryout rehearsals. Eagerly anticipating spooning in the pit include; Packwood (I wonder if he knows Larry), Clarence Thomas and Jim West (he the former re-pubic-an mayor of Spokane and anti-gay rights activist caught molesting 2 boys while Scoutmaster) there must be a special pit for him!
